Ok, we can all relax now. It's official. Nothing matters anymore. So, let's party!
Barack Hussein Obama is President of the United States, and that's that. He sits in the oval office signing Executive Orders. He parades around with scores of Secret Service agents. He tours the world apologizing for America to every non-Christian dictator he can find. He flies his wife and children and dog wherever they want to go in Air Force One, or Two, or Three (I lose count) and spends the rest of his time kissing Nancy Pelosi and playing golf. And, that's that.
None of us should be concerned at all. Sure, he's a sort of muslim, black liberation theology Christian, commie socialist democrat, new fangled kind of half afro-american who throws a baseball like a girl, bowls like Stan Laurel, and panders to the homosexual, feminist, and geriatric domestic terrorist crowd. But he's our President, and we should love him.
Only, wouldn't it be more comfortable if we actually knew who he is, or was, or …. well you know what I mean. It seems like he just suddenly popped up. Who is this guy? Who were his friends in college? In law school? Did he have any, or was he studying so hard all the time that he just didn't get out much? But wait, where are his grades? He was the editor of the Law Review, but did he write anything there? Well, at least we know he was a community organizer in Chicago where he ….., uh ….. tell me again exactly what he did there? What did he organize? What big community success did he achieve? Hum. I guess I really don't know much about him at all.
Now we have a highly creditable report from an actual Sheriff's posse in Arizona, including real expert opinions, that states there is probable cause to believe that our President's birth certificate is a forgery. A forgery! Not only that, but the report states that his selective service registration card is probably a forgery too. Good grief! Why would someone forge a birth certificate? Why would anyone do that? Tick, tick, tick, ….. times up. The ONLY reason anyone would forge a birth certificate would be to deceive everyone else as to where or when or to whom the baby was born. What other facts are there on a birth certificate that might be so controversial as to warrant a forgery? There aren't any. So, it appeared to an officially appointed investigative committee (the posse) relying on expert opinions that our President is lying to us about where he was born, or when he was born, or to whom he was born. Well gosh, that just seems to poke a stick in my spokes. How about yours?
Don't you care where, or when, or to whom our President was born? Even if you think those facts are irrelevant, don't you care that he is probably lying to us about it? Even if you don't care that he is lying to us about it, don't you care that the Democratic National Committee and everyone else that was instrumental in putting him forward as a national candidate for the office of President of the United States was lying to us? If you've gotten this far, and still don't care, then we have nothing further to discuss. You are not a patriotic American. Not by a long shot.
And now we get to the nitty gritty of this little piece. Following the Sheriff's posse report, no less than TV pundit Bill O'Reilly came out and said he didn't care. He said that he chose to ignore the posse's expert findings in preference to believing everything's on the level because of two newspaper birth announcements. That borders on the ridiculous. Then just today I read that Andrew Breitbart's successor, Ben Shapiro, has said that there is "no evidence" and that he just "doesn't believe it." Excuse me? A great many people have been convicted and sentenced to prison or even death on expert testimony no different in kind or quality than that relied upon by the Sheriff's posse in determining probable cause to believe that the President's birth certificate is a forgery. How is that "no evidence?" Of course it's evidence, good evidence.
So, it seems that nothing matters anymore. The radical left and their dupes certainly aren't going to do anything about this travesty. And now, if the conservative leaders in our society aren't going to do anything either, then nothing matters anymore. Just throw the Constitution out the window. Just turn your head and look elsewhere as criminals and frauds take over our government. Just close your eyes and sing the mantra of hope and change. Party on you fools! Rest assured, you will get just what you deserve.